Quick view Compare Add to Cart 9 times out of 10 children get their awesomeness from their mother MSRP: Was: Now: $9.95
Quick view Compare Add to Cart a fun thing to do in the morning before I have my coffee is not talk to me MSRP: Was: Now: $9.95
Quick view Compare Add to Cart best friends don't care if your house is clean. they care if you have wine. MSRP: Was: Now: $9.95
Quick view Compare Add to Cart by now the wine should know enough to come out of the store when I honk. MSRP: Was: Now: $9.95
Quick view Compare Add to Cart do I love my job? no. but does it afford me the ability to go on lavish vacations and buy anything I want? also no. MSRP: Was: Now: $9.95
Quick view Compare Add to Cart every family has one weird relative. If you don't know who it is, it's probably you. MSRP: Was: Now: $9.95
Quick view Compare Add to Cart give me coffee to change the things I can and wine to accept things I can't MSRP: Was: Now: $9.95
Quick view Compare Add to Cart I am going to start cleaning the house. And by cleaning, I mean drinking wine and spraying with Febreeze. MSRP: Was: Now: $9.95
Quick view Compare Add to Cart I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk. MSRP: Was: Now: $9.95
Quick view Compare Add to Cart I don't like monday mornings, or people who like Monday mornings, or mondays, or mornings, or people. MSRP: Was: Now: $9.95
Quick view Compare Add to Cart I have PMS, ADD and OCD. I want to kill you, but I can't focus on that right now because I have to go wash my hands. MSRP: Was: Now: $9.95
Quick view Compare Add to Cart I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider's web. MSRP: Was: Now: $9.95
Quick view Compare Add to Cart I love how we don't have to say out loud that I'm your favorite child. MSRP: Was: Now: $9.95
Quick view Compare Add to Cart I really try to see the best in people. But seriously, som of you people are making it do damn hard. MSRP: Was: Now: $9.95
Quick view Compare Add to Cart I said, "I love you." he asked, "is that you or the wine talking?" I said, "it's me talking to the wine." MSRP: Was: Now: $9.95
Quick view Compare Add to Cart I seriously need a speed bump between my brain and my mouth MSRP: Was: Now: $9.95
