Quick view Compare Add to Cart 9 times out of 10 children get their awesomeness from their mother $9.95
Quick view Compare Add to Cart a fun thing to do in the morning before I have my coffee is not talk to me $9.95
Quick view Compare Add to Cart best friends don't care if your house is clean. they care if you have wine. $9.95
Quick view Compare Add to Cart by now the wine should know enough to come out of the store when I honk. $9.95
Quick view Compare Add to Cart every family has one weird relative. If you don't know who it is, it's probably you. $9.95
Quick view Compare Add to Cart I am going to start cleaning the house. And by cleaning, I mean drinking wine and spraying with Febreeze. $9.95
Quick view Compare Add to Cart I don't like monday mornings, or people who like Monday mornings, or mondays, or mornings, or people. $9.95
Quick view Compare Add to Cart I have PMS, ADD and OCD. I want to kill you, but I can't focus on that right now because I have to go wash my hands. $9.95
Quick view Compare Add to Cart I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider's web. $9.95
Quick view Compare Add to Cart I love how we don't have to say out loud that I'm your favorite child. $9.95
Quick view Compare Add to Cart I really try to see the best in people. But seriously, som of you people are making it do damn hard. $9.95
Quick view Compare Add to Cart I said, "I love you." he asked, "is that you or the wine talking?" I said, "it's me talking to the wine." $9.95
Quick view Compare Add to Cart I would like to think I'll die a heroic death, but more likely I'll trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting. $9.95
Quick view Compare Add to Cart if a woman is upset, hold her and tell her how beautiful she is. If she starts to growl, retreat to a safe distance and throw chocolate at her. $9.95
Quick view Compare Add to Cart If I ever go missing, I would like my photo put on wine bottles instead of milk cartons. that way my friends will know to look for me. $9.95
Quick view Compare Add to Cart never ask a woman who is eating ice cream straight from the carton how she's doing. $9.95
Quick view Compare Add to Cart Oh, I'm sorry...did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours? $9.95
