Super Mom Dammit Doll

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Work-life balance? What a load of BS that is. Every mom knows that when you are raising kids, you are always working. This Dammit Doll is made in honor of all the hard working moms out there, and is the perfect stress reliever when the kids are acting up, dinner is on the stove and Dad is nowhere to be found. Simply grab this Dammit Doll by her legs and give it a good solid whack. Just don’t forget to yell, “DAMMIT! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!” This Dammit Doll is hand assembled with a super strong Polyester Poplin Fabric exterior and a Polyester Fiber Stuffing interior so it can handle many whackings. It stands 12” tall. The black tag on the leg has the Dammit Doll poem:

“Whenever things don’t go so well,

and you want to hit the wall and yell,

 here’s a little dammit doll,

that you can’t do without.

Just grasp it firmly by the legs

and find a place to slam it.

 And as you whack the stuffing out yell

‘Dammit! Dammit! Dammit!’